From the You've-Got-To-Be-Kidding-Me Department, San Diego evacuated AN ENTIRE AIRPORT after the x-ray genius thought he saw bomb making material in a carry-on bag.
Apparently, children's toys and cookies, when placed in the same bag, look suspiciously like improvised explosive devices.
They evacuated the airport at 7:45a.m., and here's the kicker. They apparently didn't figure out it was a cookie until sometime around 9:20a.m., when they opened the doors to let passengers back into the building.
My questions are as follows:
1. What kind of toy was it?
2. What kind of cookie was it?
3. What kind of carry-on bag was it?
I know, they seem like silly questions, but hey, how are we supposed to protect ourselves from the evils of toys and baked goods if we don't know which ones to watch out for?
I'd also like to know how the owner of that carry-on bag felt, when the TSA employee raised the alarm.
I've got an idea to fix the problem, though. We can add another step to the airport security gauntlet, in which we force everyone to empty their carry-on bags onto a table, so the x-ray dude doesn't blow a gasket and shut the place down for an hour and a half.
Or, we could simply outlaw toys and cookies which, when taken together, are a dangerous combination. We can now add Chips Ahoy to the list of items too dangerous to be taken on an airplane.
So leave 'em at home, folks. Right next to your fingernail clippers and your breast milk.
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